Yes, The Formation Tour was unbelievable and Lemonade was a work of art. TKU Bey. Yes, I’m obviously counting down the days until Adele hits MSG late next month and I can send my love to my new lover (well aware 25 was released in late 2015). I’ve also thoroughly enjoyed the sensual stylings of Drake, Nick Jonas, and Zayn in the last several months. AND, thank you GOD for the Waitress cast album.
I’m not saying I don’t appreciate all of whatever THIS is, but I can’t help longing for more. As the great Selena G says, the heart wants what it wants. Please read the below list and contact me if you have any insight as to when to expect literally anything new from those I love most.
Paradise Valley was released in 2013. TWENTY THIRTEEN. I get it John, you’ve been on tour this year with The Grateful Dead, but enough. Let’s focus on us. It’s beyond due time for more JM, and I don’t know how much longer I can wait.
It’s clear 2013 was the last time I smiled. Also the year JT released The 20/20 Experience. You can’t just go this long without a full album and think it’s ok to finish a Michael Jackson song (RIP) and then release “Can’t Stop the Feeling” for a movie by the name of Trolls, which is still not out. I get it you have a newborn and a wife, but don’t forget about me, I’m your baby.
Ginger Jesus, how are you doing this to us? X came out June 23, 2014. How many more times can I put “Tenerife Sea” on repeat and hear “Thinking Out Loud” at every wedding I attend? The world needs more wedding songs, and I need more of you. Title the next one after another mathematical sign and let’s just go.
Sam, you British baby! You’re perfect. You look good, and I know you feel good. In The Lonely Hour came out May of 2014, but I’m so ready for more. Early 2017 is ours. I feel it.
Greatest all girl rock group of our generation. Greatest sibling sensation since Hanson (no shade JoBros). Days Are Gone debuted September 2013. BEYOND ready to hear new tunes from these hot, hot Jews!
Pure Heroine is stellar. Note: it was released on September 27, 2013 (seeing a trend here?) I just want to know what’s next for Lorde as I think she has quite the career ahead of her. Her sound is crazy weird and original. Q: Will we ever hear from her again?
NEED A FULL ALBUM ASAP, their EP isn’t enough. That is all.