It has been less than 24 hours and we are back for the
Chad Men Tell All! The DNC needs to either end or stop conflicting with my reality TV shows because they are TRYING to get under my skin at this point. Last week, the RNC delayed my precious episodes of Big Brother, and now the DNC has done me dirty TWICE with The Bachelorette. Is nothing sacred?
Bachelor Nation King Chris B Harrison introduces all the guys, and I remember about 25% of them. Good move by the Asian guy re-wearing his kilt because the sad truth is that that thing is more memorable than him.
This literally starts off with the guys arguing over who is a better war hero and I kind of want to turn this shit off.
At this point, we are BLESSED with an extended Bachelor in Paradise preview and it is everything I love about this franchise. Evan in an ambulance, what more can I wish for? MULTIPLE engagements? BIP3 is a shit show already and it hasn’t even aired yet. Side note-WHY are all of these BIP girls thirsting over Bachelor trash Nick Viall????? No, thanks.
Seems unnecessary, but Chad is off quarantined on his own as if he is an ACTUAL safety threat. Please.
He is first up in the hot seat and it does not disappoint, however, we probably didn’t need an entire hour of Chad.
Apparently, he has “dirt” on all the other guys. Chad also definitely reads realitysteve.com.
Chad is a complete sociopath. How he found Grant & Robby’s exes on his own AND somehow convinced them to go along with him/date him is truly beyond me. Kinda have to respect his hustle at this point.
Chad calls Grant “Darrell” and it is the highlight of this segment, only slightly beating out Chad’s comment about Robby threatening his ex girlfriend to stay quiet. God I love this franchise.
Just when I am picking up steam and joining #TeamChad, he has the nerve to insult the KING Chris B Harrison in the BIP3 promo and now he is dead to me.
The rest of this MTA is pretty forgettable. CBH chats with the most recent rejects, Luke continues his quest to be the next Bachelor, and the bloopers are sub par at best.
JoJo makes her appearance, chats with all her exes, and is shockingly articulate. Why is she being so randomly nice to the nobodies from her season?
JoJo: “Vinny, love your beard! You were totes my BFF all season” Since when??
JoJo to Nick: “Hi, Santa!” I can’t.
Next week, we get the conclusion of JoJo’s
impending break up love story, and a 24 hour break before we are graced with the gift of Bachelor In Paradise. See you all then!