After a quick 24 hour cleanse of Paradise, we are blessed again with the tears of Ashley I. To be honest, was there anything in last nights episode that WASN’T Ashley I’s tears?
Ashley (Dubbed, Hurricane Ashley I.-sorry but Hurricane Chace was so much better) arrives and is in full blown delusional dater mode. It’s honestly sad.
She finds out that Caila and Jared went on ONE DATE and flips her shit. Just wondering why she cares this much about Caila when Emily also went on a date with Jared and also made out with Jared.
Side note: WHY are so many girls pining after Jared?! I will never understand.
Apparently, Ashley and Caila hung out once, because if you are in Bachelor Nation you are forced to associate with other members. Caila said she wasn’t into Jared (Why TF was this even a topic??) and now she’s gone on a date with him and “stabbed Ashley in the back” (Ashley’s words, not mine). Pretty sure this girl code doesn’t exist if you aren’t actual friends. #TeamCaila
Ashley is acting like her own sister stole her boyfriend who was never actually her boyfriend.
In a sad attempt to stop crying, she takes Daniel out on a date and I pity him so much.
Ashley: “I will never not love Jared. I am so hurt” -says the delusion girl who has kissed this guy like three times and dated him for two weeks.
Daniel: “So, I heard you’re a virgin”
Back at the house, Evan most likely fakes another injury, needs to go to the hospital and forces Carly into this ride along. Evan might be more pathetic than Ashley tbh.
Evan: “I need to go to the hospital but this definitely works to my advantage and now I can force Carly to be in the same quarters as me #winning”
In a gross turn of events, Carly apparently likes Evan now. I do not want to live on this earth.
Jen from Ben’s season arrives and she is a dime. She hits it off with Nick, and I am weirdly happy for the guy who’s existence I couldn’t bear on Andi’s season. Nick has really rehabbed his image this season.
We get a bit of pre-rose ceremony action, mainly Nick telling Ashley to GTFOver it
Nick: “Girl you will literally never be together. Sorry not sorry.”
Ashley: “HOW can you say that to me?!?!!?” Idk girl, maybe because it’s fucking true????
We get cut off before the rose ceremony, but get an amazing promo for next week.
Highlights: Ashley crying that Caila will for sure get Jared’s rose. The possible demise of #Vizzy. More BIP3 tears from Lace. Caila is just not that into Jared.
See you next week!